I Peed My Shorts In The Home Stretch

and that's why I came in second in the Kozu Sports Day marathon. I pretty much peepee danced my way to the finish line. I didn't think the villagers would be wise, but when I saw the replay a few days later on KozuTV...well, I definitely looked dehydrated.
Ok, I'm exaggerating. The nozzle wasn't fully turned on. Only a few drops as a warning that the bladder muscles were giving out early in the heat of the race. Thanks, guys.
Ah, but there's so much more to Kozu Sports Day than my weak vaginal muscles (note to self: Kegel exercises). It was a day of strength, agility, and a chicken fight game that I still bear the scratches of. I'm leaving the island to go get a new hard drive and once that's all set up, then, oh then you will see what these kings and queens of Kozu have to offer.
See you in a week and a half.
Incontinent B