THERE WAS A CENTIPEDE IN MY HOUSE!!!
For those of you who don't know, centipedes are poisonous over here. I don't know about all of them, but I'm not about to experiment and see which ones don't POISON me. The worst part is that it jumped out of an envelope I was about to close, and then slithered away. After a bout of hysteria, I hunted it down and sprayed the shit out of it. it died a horrible and agonizing death.
Now, I'm all jittery and tense. I feel like people who's houses have been robbed, naked and vulnerable. I'm trying not to think about all the insects that are crawling in my house right now.
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AAAARRGHGHHGHGHGH!
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