Softball update






Today I played in the elementary, junior high, and high school faculty softball game and it was a blast! And I was not a total puss like I thought I was gonna be. I managed to catch the ball and tag a guy out, and get to base most every time I batted. Woo! I even managed to learn a few Japanese cheers, like, "Hit the ball or we will kill you" and "Don't mind, don't mind" (a broken English version of 'never mind').
Kozu High School didn't fuck around when it came to the game







and I drank a bottle of Japanese virgin sweat for extra power


but we ended up coming in last because the umpires were all big, fat drunkards.

At the end of the tourney, there were prizes, and I won for best shit-talk, or most enthusiastic, depending on which side of the Pacific you come from. It was a bottle of cheap looking German white wine and I already drank it, so don't bother coming over.
And what do you do after a grueling morning of sports? Onsen!
It was my first time at the Kozu hot springs and it was awesome. There is a beautiful view of the ocean and I learned that if you drop a big funemushi (sea cockroach) in the onsen water, it induces labor and all her baby funemushi poop out of her. Eeew!

The evening was crowned by a trip to Snow tavern, where I found out they served delicious lychee liquor cocktails. You will be finding me there every winter night. I will post the tavern's address so you can call me there directly.

What a perfect summer day. I'm gonna sleep off my buzz and stress about school tommorow.
Good night!